...Shall I lay a Foundation.  And upon this Foundation shall I erect a fortress, within which I shall guide the actions of my empire with an invisible hand.  Or maybe not.  Maybe I'll just lay your fanfics here so other people can appreciate all the hard work and effort you put into writing it. (You...did put a lot of hard work and effort into writing it...didn't you?) Ack.  To Hell with hard work and effort - I'll be happy with just about any kind of fanfic.  (Though no lemons please.  Shudder.)

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